DAY 3: DESPERATION LEVEL CRITICAL

The Trilogy Completes

For Neel: The Final* Attempt (*until tomorrow)

Live Productivity Metrics (Without Me)

247
Coffees I've consumed thinking about this job/experience
1337
Ideas you're missing out on
∞
My determination level

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Skills Matrix

Turning Ideas into Reality100%
Coffee to Code Conversion95%
Meme Engineering99%
Shipping Features200%
Creative Problem Solving98%

The Neel Challenge™

I bet you can't click this button 3 times without hiring me

Today's Neel Wisdom

"Neel once debugged production by simply looking at it. The code fixed itself out of respect."

– Ancient Developer Proverb (circa 2024)

Neel, This Has Been Fun But...

Let's turn this creative energy into something amazing together.

Day 3 of 365. I'm prepared for the long game, Neel.